The Pillsbury Cumlords

The Pillsbury Cumlords were a group of people who began to rain terror upon the server specifically the nation of Uxora. They were responsible for Point Null Protest at Zermanion and had many base of operations. They were a cartel lead by 2$ coin (head of the Turrim Targeters) EliTheSane (head of the Zonian Hoard) and Emi (head of the Point Null Powerhouses). The Turrim Targeters were the mercenaries in the ranks of the cartel, a the Zonian Hoard was for loyalists and the people who were most secretive about their involvement with the cartel and finally, the most feared section was the Point Null powerhouses who houses the bandits now infamous for their ruthlessness. At the moment the members aren't exactly known as the cartel has gone into hiding but known members are: GamingWithHim, RubySkarf and the leader 2$ Coin.

Backstory

The Pillsbury Cumlords was an evolution of a group that EliTheSane, BigSlav123 and BigSlav69420 had made called The Pillsbury Fuckboys which had been originally made to sell drugs however quickly got left in the dust as members stopped caring for it. EliTheSane, hoping to continue to cartel talked with 2$ coin and Emi to co-found the Pillsbury Cumlords.

Era 1: The Great Foreshadowing.

Originally, the Cumlords were disorganised and without a leader rarely striking and making plans. However, all 3 members had something in common, a disliking of Uxora. Such extremism shown towards Uxora by the Cumlords can still be seen by many of the members however, certain members such as EliTheSane have stopped being so extreme as to their views. The Cumlords first became known when Emi won a series of 1v1's and 1v2's at Zermanion slaughtering Abl1nd, Rj and Slayer. This ended in the pillaging of much of their gear by members and many disputes that are still being settled to this day but, this was the start of what is referred to as tormenting of Uxora and is something that frequently came up during their history.Over the time of Era 1 the cumlords didn't do as much killing as they're known for and mainly kept to annoying Rj by breaking into their castle and threatening him. During this time the Turrim fortress was built at Turrim De Lupi an Point Null was discovered by Eli, Emi and King Matthew the 1st. Point Null became the home of Emi despite technically being owned by an inactive player.

Era 2: The Forgotten Age

This was the dark era of the Cumlords. Emi left the server for many weeks and so did 2$ leaving Eli as the sole member still active. Not a lot happened during this time but within the ranks changes were made and this was the time GamingWithHim was added. It was at this time 2$ was declared the Head cumlord leader of the entirerty of the cumlords which was delcared by Eli. Eli kept the traditions of tormenting Rj and during this time was given control Z's inn to look after it until the owner returned. During this time Eli exposed many Uxorian outposts during their construction which were meant to be kept secret until finished and built the Forbidden Forest in Grimdover forest. later on in the Era members Spoon and Bunboi aka walkable bean and LetPaulBunyan joined and assisted in the construction of the Forbidden Forest. Era 2 came to a close when Eli's cat Panzer v2 and dog Luftwaffer 1st division were murdered by Rj and he was almost killed while afk. Eli sought for revenge and ended up getting in a 12 minute fight with Rj that was eventually ended with the help of LetPaulBunyan who eventually killed Rj. At this time Emi and Festering became active again and era 2 came to a close.

Era 3: The Age of Violence

Upon Emi having rejoined many plans were made and raids planned. Not to long into Era 3, HalfSpookyTea of The Plagued Bandits joined the Cumlords. In this time Emi was banned numerous times from Zermanion and reeked havoc upon its docks and Rj. During this time she also slayed Elder King Rob of Uxora after she was ambushed when killing Rj and used weakness arrows to get ahead in the fight. During this time Emi lived in Point Null (0,0). However, she technically did not own Point Null and her violent ways blew up in her face as she lost the auction for the land to CerShadow a move many believe was made to punish Emi for her violence. Emi fuelled with rage prepared for a final stand at Point Null along with every member of the Cumlords. However, they had an idea, why not bring the fight to them? and so the Point Null Protest at Zermanion started during which EliTheSane took the side of the defenders of Zermanion giving gear to those who needed and engaging in a 1v1 with Emi which left them both on the verge of death. Shortly after the protest Emi was banned and bounties were placed on every member including Eli who managed to talk people out of it.

Present day:

The Cumlords are still together but now go under the name of the "punished Cumlords" and have stopped their approach of being so aggressive. Many members will say the Cartel's goals were warped by some of its members greed and blood lust. As it stands today there are 3 known members who are on almost every kill list. GamingWithHim the most prevelant current member runs their own nation and still is at risk of being Kos'd by many players along.